Let's face it: Love/Hate is in the air this time of year.

You're either getting excited to be all romantical with someone or you're complaining because Valentine's Day is the worst fucking holiday ever dreamed up by marketing agencies. 

Even if you're totally not a consumer whore (you swear!), Valentine's day, much like Christmas, you probably have some jerks and/or chicks that you need to buy gifts for. Luckily, I am here to save your ass in these trying times, yet again. You are welcome. 

Here are the WORST gift ideas EVER for your special lady friend.